Dilbert: Hit Man and Evil Dance


www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dilbert’s Pointy Haired Boss considers the consequences of outsourcing murder and Catbert does the Evil Dance. In Hit Man, The Boss says, The trouble with hiring a hit man is that you have to have him killed to cover your tracks. Then you need a hit man to hit the guy who killed the hit man. Its an endless cycle! Cattbert says, But ultimately, its all free, right? In Evil Dance, The Boss says, The job market is getting worse every day! Catbert says, Excellent! The Boss says, Employees will be afraid. Our power to abuse them grows stronger by the minute! Ha ha! Stop doing the Evil Dance! Youre killing me!

25 comments to Dilbert: Hit Man and Evil Dance

  • starawar

    your family is going to be raped

  • brokeanddrive

    How the hell did anyone think this dilbert crap was ever funny?

  • liferecorder18

    @metal87power you gotta define quality for a person first, i think there are different levels of quality for each public and wat they look for, in my opinion quality is the value we add to a product so it really depends on your point of view

  • pinkfloyd2007

    i say klet the peolpe get hurt in car crashs for i am not mean i just need a good laugh and plus i realy do not care for people that get hurt it is all the same to me they get hurt and i laugh at them as long as they did not die if they died then to bad for them

  • Velo110

    holde your breth
    1.copy paste
    2.leave this comment on three different videos
    4.if you can holde your breth the while time with out gasping for air your a good kisser

  • K0hijinOST

    Sorry, but it’s a little naive to think that this is always true. Sometimes the benefits of buying a cheaper, lower-quality product outweigh the downfalls of that product. This is especially evident in economic times such as these.

  • silverblue73

    why are you trying to say something while sounding like a 5 year old?

  • metal87power

    @Shadyhunter04
    Which is all failed ideas.

  • metal87power

    If goods were low-quality, then why anyone would buy it? It’s nonsense if there is competition who can always offer better products, but when gov. intervetion its breaking all this free market mechanism.
    >If cars were made cheaply, then they may be less effective at protecting us in case of collision.
    Untruth, unless you can proof that, which I don’t thinki so.

  • funnyguytoo

    Catbert, hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………
    Stewie Griffin, you have competition.
    By the way, 100th comment!

  • babaikaushik

    quite relevant in today’s recession market

  • BelchTycoon

    They should extend that dance

  • Shadyhunter04

    Idiot, if safety was the only concern, then people would demand safe cars. They’re not taking advantage of us, they’re just providing what we want – catering to our desires.

    Would you buy a 100,000 dollar car that is safe but sucks at everything else?

    I bet you think that subsidies, tariffs, government sanctioned unions, and price controls are all good ideas, and that green jobs “stimulate the economy.”

  • Redlin5

    I’m working on perfecting that dance.

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  • vivosmith16

    The Evil Dance! I like it!

  • highnoon3777

    So instead of low-quality American goods, we buy low-quality Chinese goods. Brilliant!

  • jmaniscool69

    if there was no gov’t intervention then companies may be able to take advantage of us (the consumer) by giving us low-quality goods to keep prices low. These shoddy goods may be important, like a pacemaker, and needs to be in good condition. Sure, there’s a competition among product quality, but it ultimately leads to a decrease in quality in favor of a better profit-price margin. If cars were made cheaply, then they may be less effective at protecting us in case of collision.

  • metal87power

    It couldn’t be possible without goverment interventions on the market!

  • borgsixofnine82

    i liked the old boss and catbert voices better. *disapproves

  • cozza1991

    EVIL DANCE FTW! :D

  • Relex77

    I LOVED the dreamcast…I don’t know why everyone else was so down on it. It played music CD’s MUCH better than my PS2 does now.

  • LOLATEVERYTING

    i voted 4 obama.

  • EDismename

    not right

  • cincyblows

    Under Obama, we’ll have double digit unemployment like California does now. Then those of us who still have jobs can lay prostrate at the feet of our fascist government and corporate masters, right?

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